MATHEMATICIAN’S SONNET

O, Darling, there’s no need to panic,

you expert in Fluid Mechanics.

To Africans, Europeans and Asians,

state the fabulous Bernoulli Equation.

Tell the truth that laziness in history

is due to Conservation of Energy.

Let them know obesity of a lass

results from Conservation of Mass.

When a party lacks impressive jokes,

crack the funny one called Navier-Stokes.

When a dignitary farts and farts more,

respond by reciting the Ideal Gas Law.

To inspire everybody to utter elation,

state Euler Equations and Laplace Equations.